Spot on Ranger Steve.

I already have the Czardas on the Kazoo. I am wondering whether the 'Albert' referred to is the same one as in Batman and I am probably already too full of Elderflower wine and Sherry to comment on the rest of the Skifera.

Amazing what you can find on the internet. You would never guess I was a cultural enigma (or is it enema) would you?

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