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Thread #18365 Message #2116012
Posted By: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
31-Jul-07 - 07:06 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Liquefied Manure Truck
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Liquefied Manure Truck
Two quickies:
When I worked on forest fire crews as a young lad, we would often commandeer available tank trucks for emergency water supplies. One of them belonged to a septic tank pumping company. The slogan on the side of the bright yellow truck said, "Don't laugh! ---- is our bread and butter." On the rear, it said, "Hit me easy; I'm loaded!"
A winery owner in Santa Barbara area once converted a John Deere manure spreader into a large, portable barbecue wagon. He used to say that he could BBQ a shitload of beef - literally true.
The lyrics were off-the-charts funny, by the way. I plan to steal them immediately.