JiK,

I notice you are not asking me to volunteer as a virgin. Should I be offended? Nah, probably not. Being married there is a high probability that I don't qualify. :-)

Reminds me of what my computer-techie hubby says: printers and other hardware [and in this case Microsoft software] can smell fear. The more you are in a drastic hurry, the more likely printers won't work or the spirit of the corrupted ¶ emerges to try to @@%@ up your day.

Helen