Ha! Then how do you explain a string of 12 consecutive posts by you and you alone between the 24th and 26th of July/07? Do you blame that on your need to respond to...whom? Yourself?

You, sir, are not content to limit yourself to simply posting 2 posts a day...nor are you content to simply post the final post and then let the thread die. Oh, no. You return again and again, day after day, like a demented dope fiend to his habit, in hopes that someone (like me) will respond. Then someone does, and you take issue with the form of their response, but you are the one who instigated it.

I will accept nothing less than a grovelling admission of guilt on your part, a retraction of all the sonnets you have posted since the first 25, and a handwritten letter of apology signed in blood. (Your blood, I might add. I want no decent human beings or innocent animals to suffer any harm on your account...)