Great lines from classic Simpsons - (not the movie)

Bart: "And over at the Flanders, the house has a funny smell...."
Lisa: "And they read Newsweek instead of nothing!"

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Nelson: "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching somebody in the dark!"

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Homer (looking up): "Why do you mock me, Oh Lord?"
Marge: Homer, that's just a piece of pizza Bart threw that stuck on the ceiling, Homer."
Homer (peeling off the pizza): "I know I should not eat, Thee....... Sacrilicious!"

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Homer: "What do you have to wash it down with?"
New York immigrant streetvendor: "Is crabjuice, or is Mountain Dew!"
Homer: "EWWWWWWWW! I'll take crabjuice!"

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Babysitter: "Homer, I thought you were a monster, but your daughter says you're a wonderful caring father."
Homer: "You're both right!"

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Homer in the space shuttle, drifting toward the experimental ant farm - ants are captioned:

Ant1: "He's heading toward the hive- PROTECT THE QUEEN!"
Ant2: "Which one's the queen?"
Ant3: "I'm the queen!"
Ant1: "No you're not."

Homer hits the ant farm, breaks glass, and the ants go floating all over the shuttle "FREEDOM! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!"

Meanwhile the whole thing has been broadcast live on TV and Anchorman Kent Brockman sees a magnified ant image, turns to the camera and says:

"And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!"

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Bleeding Gums Murphy, to Lisa: "Playin the Blues ain't about makin' yourself feel better; It's about makin' other people feel worse, and makin' a few bucks while you're at it."