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Thread #41824   Message #2117991
Posted By: GUEST,Spider EyeZz
03-Aug-07 - 12:56 AM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Here R Some


HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
Hey diddle, diddle
The cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock




HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
Hey diddle diddle
the cat did a piddle
the cow jumped over the moon the
little dog barfed to see such fun and ate it all up with a spoon




POST MAN PAT
Postman pat,
Postman pat,
Postman pat ran over his cat, blood and gut were flying
Postman pat was crying
That will teach him not to drink and drive





1000 STICKS OF DYNAMITE SITTING ON A WALL        
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall...
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall




HUMPTY DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's man
Couldn't give a FUCK 2 put him 2 gether again




Roses are red viliots are blue they don't stink but you do




NOW THIS ONES A BIT LONG BUT IT KINDA FUNNY

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
There was an old lady who swallowed a poo i do not know why she swallowd that POO purhaps she'll spew,

There was an old lady who swallowed a DUNNY that flushed N gushed N made her smell funny she swallowd the DUNNY 2 catch the POO i do not know why she swallowd that POO purhaps she'll spew,

There was an old lady who swallowed a PLUMMER could you get any dummer 2 swallow a PLUMMER she swallowd the PLUMMER 2 fix the DUNNY that flushed N gushed N made her smell funny she swallowd the DUNNY to catch the POO i do not know why she swallowd that POO purhaps she'll spew,

There was an old lady who burped with great force she spude of corse

LOL Hope This Is Funny


ALWAYS

SPIDER_EYEZZ