Years back some Hollywood actor was making a film in Alberta. He was near a small town in the south part of the province and he referred to the place as being "the type of town where people use ketchup as tomato sauce" then he proceeded to berate the locals. I found his Hollywood address and sent him a hand-written letter that contained very few words. It read, "Regarding your remark about *******, Alberta: You're a prissy little fu#k, aren't you!"

I signed my name and gave my return address. Bastard didn't even send me an autographed picture. There's just no reasoning with some people.