The Lovely Shirl and me wez at a party and aah wez taalkin' te this bonnie young lass, abbot 20 yrs and GORGEOUS - Legs up tiv her armpits!! We wez talkin' aboot music etc and she thowt aah wez the mutts nuts coz aah played guitar.

After aboot 15 minutes TLS joined us and shortly after the young lass went on her way

TLS sez tiv uz, "Married 25 years and you can still surprise me!"

Aah sez, "What! That aah can still chat up a nice young lass?"

She sez," No! The fact that you can hold your stomach in for quarter of an hour!"

She's canny forbye she's a worky-ticket, mind