What in the world!? A doglegged penis or a botched 7%!? What?

A normal circumcision - and I don't believe for a moment that botched circumcisions amount to 7% - does not involve 'meat'. It takes off only the sheath that can be pulled forward over the organ.

Freud had it SO wrong- I don't know any woman who has ever had 'penis envy'; observing most men's reactions to any perceived danger in the area my guess is that not one woman in a hundred would trade with any man.