I'd like to see them try to analyse the MOAB! She's been going over 4 years, has collected over 18,000 posts, is still posted to frequently, has rarely (if ever) dropped off the bottom, and has her own set of characters, both real and imaginary. MOM's children are dedicated to keeping her alive forever, visiting her daily and catering for all her needs. It's one of the first threads I visit when I log on to Mudcat - occasionally to post, but often to just lurk.

This probably sounds odd to those who have never been game to approach her sheer size and age, but then again, this is no ordinary thread, this is The Mother of all BS threads!