Ach, Monsieur Hack!! You are EXPOSED!! Oh, zee hypocrisy. You call on Mom like a zhentleman, and zen you lurk around dese BASE establishments engaging in slanderous gossip about 'er. Zee SHAME of it. Eet is unCONSCIONable, 'ow you say.
You will meet on ze Field of Honor at dawn, sir!! IF you can even find it.
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