I was away, Amos. I was engaged in business, yes, vitally important business! Ooooooo....I just bet you wish you knew what it was. But I'm not going to tell you. Ha! Ha! Ha!

So. You dare to issue a challenge against mois, do you?

Hmmmm....VEry away, indeed. That much is a given.

As for my challenge, sir, I was under the impression your were of sound mind. Your bluster reveals you are either of multiple personalities ("mois" as a plural) or have conceived yourself to be a month. Although you do not specify which month, one may assume it is February, the most irregular one.

So I am inclined, out of a sense of charity, to return your chattel, castle and lands to you on the basis that I misestimated your mental condition, and to forgive your defamatory and scandalous remarks about our Mom on the basis of temporary insanity.

This is a very good deal for you.


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