Little side note here, as we mentioned farts... I sat down in the bathroom earlier today, and, as you do... made use of the fact that I was alone in the house. There issued forth a terrible ripping sound, that for a moment had me wondering if I needed to replace the porcelain and/or redecorate the wall... till I looked out of the window and saw the chap 3 doors down in his garden with a slab of kitchen counter and a bandsaw...

To say I felt like Ladysmith is an undertatement!!

LTS