Ummm ... lemme think ...

The guitar (maybe not to obvious after reading above, thought I should clarify), shoulder strap, two string sets, tuner, pitchfork (I forget to shut off the tuner with astounding frequency), pointed pliers/wirecutter, small screwdriver, nail file, assorted picks, three pages of DADGAD chords (just in case I ever get back around to trying to learn them), and an old bumper sticker that reads "I survived the Fire Ants at Wally World" ...

~S~