Don't play innocent, you scoundrel! You have conspired with someone in the infamous "inner clique" of Mudcat to screw up my postings on this thread. You don't fool me. You're trying to shut me out of the MOAB. Some perfidious Joe Clone who is probably also a "frequent poster" on the MAOB has followed your instructions and put in a software routine that scrambles my transmissions to this thread alone. Outrageous!

If this one doesn't get through unscrambled, then I'll be 110% sure of what's going on. Ha! You'll pay for this, you Quisling!

If it does get through unscrambled, I will know that you had it done just to keep me guessing. That's how devious and sick you are.

But I'm not going to just shamble off into the sunset. Oh no, baby! I'll be back! I'll be back! You'll see. Revenge will be mine.

(cackling madly while pounding on the keyboard...)