The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2122884
Posted By: Little Hawk
09-Aug-07 - 10:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I hate to say this, but it wasn't Amos that did it. It was that idiot Chongo. He's been monkeying around with the equipment here, and he knows more about it than I would have suspected. He must've been moonlighting at computer school or reading "The Apes Guide to Digital Electronics and Hot Babes" or something like that.
(He's been trying to build a radio control thing that causes women to get...umm... well...really 'excited' from a distance of, oh, thirty feet or so...but "It still ain't workin' right" he tells me..."It seems to work great on squirrels, they go ecstatic and fall outa the tree...but it don't work on women. I musta put in a bad capacitor or else I got it tuned to the wrong frequency.")
Anyway, he somehow managed to patch in a remote thingie here that was rerouting all the signals from my keyboard in a totally random fashion. He finally blew his cover when he read my last post. He burst out lauching so hard that he fell off his chair and started rolling around on the floor. Every time I caught his eye he laughed harder. I thought maybe he was gonna die, but no such luck.
When he could finally talk again, he confessed to the whole thing and then went into another laughing fit. The little bastard!
I will not be sorry when he decides to go back to the Windy City, believe me. I have had just about enough.