All this talk of Diz Disley and Portsmouth reminds of the story Diz used to tell. One of my favourites.

Driving home from a gig in Portsmouth many years ago (rather the worse for wear), he was pulled over on Cosham Hill by the Police.

Portsmouth bogie: "Oh, just a check sir".

Diz: "Shall I make it out to you?"

Surprise, surprise, they breathalysed him!!!