...so the Beckhams get into their taxi at Los Angeles International and the driver asks: "Where to?"

David says: "Drive us to the .... ooh, I can't remember the name of the hotel. It's ... no, it's gone, I'll get it in a minute. Help me out, mate ... give me the names of some London railway stations."

"I dunno. I'm from LA. What ... King's Cross?"

"No, that's not it."

"Euston?"

"Nope."

"Waterloo?"

"No."

"Paddington?"

"Still not it."

"Victoria?"

"That's it! Victoria. Yeah! ...

Victoria, what's the name of our hotel?"