DON'T MESS WITH US OLD MEN...........
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun
of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put
your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages
that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that
you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, Dumb Ass, get in."