One wonders how dachshunds get along in the world, when doggies sniff each other's butts in a doggy version of a handshake, and all the other doggies' butts are way up in the air. The whole scent world must be different down where the dachshunds smell. (Anybody for a parody of 'Down Where the Drunkards Roll'?)

Little Hawk, I really enjoy it when you talk about your dog. I get the feeling dachshunds have a sense of humor. They'd sort of have to.