You're a fine one to talk about fantasies, Amos. You are fantasizing about a thread being your "Mother", and imagining you are the one appointed to defend her (its?) honor. How ridiculous can it get?

Chongo, my friend, is a well-known character on this forum, as well known as you or I. He is a type of character quite similar to those such as Cletus, the Reg Boys, Cleigh O'Possum, the Little Pissant, Corridus the Hamster, and numerous others, all of whom merit respect on the basis of their uniqueness and their longevity here. Therefore I say "Hands off, sir!" Cease your disrespect toward the chimp and accord him the recognition he has earned through time, hard work, and accomplishment.

"Scurillous", by the way, is an excellent word that not very many people (except politicians) normally use. I am glad to see you giving it some exposure here, thus broadening the minds of others. Now here are some more great words to work into your postings:

lascivious
salacious
concupiscent
salubrious
equine
sesquipedalian
porcine
euphonious
etymological
eldritch
muezzin
viburnum

Get right to it. The online world is waiting with bated breath. ;-D