frogprince, if you're a card-carrying naturist, where do you carry your card?

Make it a tall iced tea to go--I have to mow the back half of my back yard before it gets too hot. Then I'll be back for a shower (though modesty may dictate that I step under it fully-clothed so I can cool off as fast as possible, without heating up anything(one) else in the vacinity. . . )