But they did give us "Dolly Parton's Tits"

Dolly Parton's Tits
MacLean & Maclean

I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner
And I'd like to see Kneivel blown to bits
I love to see Rex Humbard lay his hands upon Maude Amiee
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound (make a sound)
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Here they come again, my fantasy

I'd like to see Pierre french kissin' Rene in the moonlight
I'd like to see the Mounties take a hit (of sensamilla)
And I'd like to see Ed Allen pull his muscle on the TV
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits

Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Yeah, here they come again my fantasy
Yeah, here they come again my fantasy