One of the reasons I fret about the internet....there were 452 Google hits on "God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair "...now there will be 453.

And I am a pedant..the whole 'Mum' bit is not a joke

   ...so sue me in Pedant's Court...*grin*

Here is a joke:

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.