A current spate of corny adverts on the telly & other media, packaging etc include these gems:

A hair product: 'Gives light reflecting shine!' – is there any other kind of 'shine'?

Fruit drink label: 'Made with real fruit!' – oh, not imitation fruit then?

Anti-flatulence product: 'We asked real women about [the product]' – not fake women?

And then there's those ludicrous pseudo-scientific names they invent to impress the gullible – 'pro-protein' etc

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