A front porch song for you, Janie:

       KATY DID

Chorus: Katy did, Katy didn't
         It wasn't me that did it, it was Ka-aty
         Katy did, Katy didn't
         It wasn't me that did it, it was ka-aty

Some one's been snitchin' in the kitchen
A box of cookies almost gone
And when I ask, whose been in there
All's I get's the same old song

On the workbench in the basement
It seems like all my tools are gone      
And when I try to catch the culprit
All's I get;s the same old song

I don't know where this Katy lives
But it must be somewhere quite near by

All's I get's the same reply

Can't remember all the words, although I wrote the song. I'm finally working on a major project to record and print out the words to all the songs I've written. Guess I'd better put this one on the front burner.

Porches that need painting are either good news or bad news, depending on whose porch they are, and who has to do tha painting..

Jerry