- Mad old bat sets sail for Canada on the Lyme Bay pleasure steamer. . . -

We had a very enjoyable cruise around The Napoli the other day, via Saskatchewan...both parts of it, The Napoli that is, not Saskatchewan.

The cruise was enjoyable but The Napoli must win a prize for being the most boring and unromantic wreck in the History of Wrecks! Did you know though that the barge that held the crane that removed the crates (there was an old woman who swallowed a fly..) is the largest and most expensive barge in the world? It cost £1,000.000.000 a day to have it there.

Unless of course, you know otherwise....

Full marks to the kids at Sidmouth for their Napoli play by the way, very good!