You mean that bonnet and apron? Looks more Amish than Pilgrim. Uh, why exactly did you give it to me anyway? You never DID answer that question.

After dripping butter and crustacean juices on my red shirt last year (and totally ruining it for anything but gardening, by the way), a plastic bib (dropcloth sized) might be a lot more appropriate. I think dripped butter would go straight through that apron. (And I don't THINK I need head protection from splashed lobster juice.)

Maybe a tasteful vinyl outfit. I'm sure you could find one for me online. Uh, well maybe not. Remember when you ordered the cat o' nine tails in bulk.

Ummm, I suck the meat out of legs big enough to suck meat out of, too. Lobster legs, I mean.

Thanks for changing the date! I really didn't want to miss it! (Lobstah at home just isn't the same.)

Linn