FLIPPIN' A!!!!!!!!!! This is me, eh? ARttixes and the boys have, like, gave me a thingie here with, like, keys on it like a normle keybored. So I can type things and conumicate with my pals back on Earth, eh?

So how's it goin' eh?

This thing workds great! It is a lot like a reguler keybored, like I said, eh? But it sends the message through time and space! Flippin' decent! I don't know how it works, but it does. I sent a message to the Sudbury cops and told them they can all go FLIP themselves! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ya know why? Cos I am in space and they can't flippin' TOUCH me! Ha! Ha! Ha! I told 'em that it was me who done the big Beer Store job last year, me who stole the 3 snowmobiles, and me who poured sour milk into the mailboxes, and me who painted "Sudbury Cops Suck!" on the back wall of the liberry, and there is nothin' they can do about any of that now! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Artixes says this thingie they made for me is really, really R-K-ic. Whatever that means. He says that the Greys conumicate by pure thought, eh? I'll flippin' believe that when I see it! Anyways, he says they made this R-K-ic thing special for me so I won't get lonely while I am on this mission for them.

They have been preparin' me to take on some major bad guys and major flippin' loosers out here in space that are called "The Hoard". I am goin' to flippin' waste the lot of them when I am ready. But I ain't quite ready yet. The Grays are teachin' me all the stuff I need to know to deviastate them guys. I figger I will be ready soon. In a week or two.

- Shane