A chap in a new town needs a suit and finds a local tailor.

measurements are taken, 'ready in a coupla days' and so on.

When he returns to the tailor and tries on the suit, he notices a crease down the back of the jacket.

The tailor says, "Yeh, well, if you just bend a little to your right...", whixh he does, and the tailor continues,"There you are !"

"Yes," says the man,"but look, now there's a fold on the left."

Thus the tailor,"Right. And so just pull your left shoulder back, " which he does,"There you are - vanished."

The man continues,"And now there's a roll on the right front."

The tailor reponds,"Right and now you twist a bit to the right and bend a little forward. Perfect."

"You're right," says the man who pays and leaves.

He's spotted walking along the street by two women.

One says, "Oh, look at that poor unfortunate man, must be terrible to be like that."

The other says, " True, but has he found a fan-tas-tic tailor !"






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