a couple of my favorites

"I don't like voting. Voting creates such decisiveness....."

                               - administrator of a non-profit organization, in response to the suggestion that a particularly contentious issue be put to a vote. March, 1998.



"In a perfect world, one should receive nothing but well wishes and blessings when one decides to enter into the sanctimony of marriage."

                                – an unnamed Hollywood publicist, speaking about Britney Spears. quoted by Stacy Jenel Smith, "Image Advice for Britney Spears." Netscape Network, 7 October, 2004


michael