Treat those lizards with respect, Biskit, as they are a highly regarded animal in Utah. Seems that, in the early days of the Mormon Colony, the struggling pioneers succeeded in raising their first crop of wheat. The wheat was the only thing standing between the Colony and starvation. Suddenly, a huge black cloud approached from the East: Billions of grasshoppers were approaching, eating every growing thing in their path! The Mormon pioneers fell to their knees in urgent prayer. It was then that a sea of gray was seen rushing in from the West: Millions of lizards were rolling in, gobbling all of the grasshoppers!

And that is why, Biskit, to this day the lizard is held in great esteem in the State of Utah. There is even a statue near the Temple commemorating this miracle. Or...wait....maybe it was seagulls. Sorry! Yeah, it was seagulls not lizards. Nevermind.