Jed, if you didn't have a gig while the lobsters will be in the process of being slaughtered like small arachnid versions of Mayan sacrifice victims - except nobody will be yanking out their little beating hearts (we don't know where they keep their little hearts anyway) and Mel Gibson will not be present - I'd suggest you fire up the private jet and make haste to Maine.

So did the alligators eat the poor little Central Park Pond lobsters?