"I get Bush's helicopters going OVER me on the way to Camp David, and not even a missile handy!...."

Careful Bill, remember Arlo's words from "The Pause Of Mr. Claus":

"And within two minutes, and not two minutes from when he
hangs up the phone, but two minutes from when he first put
the dime in, they got 30,000 feet of tape rollin'; files on tape;
pictures, movies, dramas, actions on tape. But then they send
out a half a million people all over the entire world, the globe,
they find out all they can about this guy."