The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2130791
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Aug-07 - 09:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
And because they are also bred to dig the badget out, they somewhat dislike having a pedicure.
Sort of like when the cops took away Barny's .44. And his Bowie knife. And his brass knuckles. And his blackjack. And his sap. And his switchblade. And his studded gloves. And his sawed-off shotgun. And his boot knife. And his backup derringer. And his quirt made from a chain saw blade. And his steel-toed caulked boots. In fact, when they finished with him he was stark naked -- they even found the razor blades he had hidden in his toupee. THEN they cuffed him, loaded him into the paddy wagon, and hauled his naked butt off to jail.
Barny still had the last laugh: he gave all six cops one helluva cold.