Hey 'twern't me. I didn't say nuthin'. So howdy Rex, it's sure nice to meet you. I've been told before that if you travel around this world enough you'll end up meeting yourself. But I don't think so this time. Could get interesting though.
But back to the topic: "Let's play 'Don't Hit Yer Granny With a Great Big Stick'." "Ah, Pa, that one always makes me cry."