There's probably nothing to add that hasn't been mentioned already, but here we go..

Britain, England, UK, Great Britain, the British Isles, are have different meanings. It's all very confusing even for people who live there. Look at this which explains, with Venn Diagrams and all.

I can say with certainty and without fear of offending anyone that I live in England which is part of Great Britain, itself a part of the UK. Whether I describe myself as English or British would depend on whether I was talking about geography, nationality, culture. Of course it gets more complex with sports teams.

I always wash my hair first and use the suds for the rest, because if you wash the rest of your body first, those suds never go up..

"Naff"apparently is an acronym allegedly used in gay circles which means "Not Available For F***ing". Though this doesn't really tally with the meaning. Perhaps it's a backcronym, like "camp" (Known As Male Prostitute)

I have never known a CD to melt in the car, but I never leave them in there, so as not to tempt potential thieves with bad taste in music. Though what with the weather the chances of anything melting in my car are pretty remote.

That thign with moving your foot and drawing a 6 in the air, that's wierd..