When it comes to the Nazi references and the "Homeland Up Your Alles" bit, I have already recommended to GUEST,Fuzzy Major (was it in this thread, or several threads back?) that there are places in this country where he/she-it would fit right in:    little colonies of Super-Patriots and Real Americans in places like northern Idaho, eastern Oregon, and upstate Michigan where they prepare to defend other Real Americans from naughty folks like the United Nations and the many other Ominous World Governmental Organizations (particularly those that no one—even they—know about, but are undoubtedly out there lurking), and the encroachment of Evil Influences like anyone who might have skin of a different shade or whose eyes aren't shaped quite like theirs.

These folks really have a lot of fun. They play soldier, just like when they were little kids, running around in the woods, only now they have real guns. They spend their time target practicing and preparing themselves to fend off the inevitable invasion by the United Nations, and/or the imminent attempt by our own government to round up everyone and pack them off to concentration camps and gas chambers (thereby displaying a certain sympathy for one of the many groups that terrifies them (i.e., Jews and their well-know International Conspiracy).

This really is lots of fun! And the many times these stalwart defenders of our freedoms get mosquito-bit, wade though patches of poison ivy, or trip over tree roots and land with their faces in cow-pies is small price to pay for Maintaining Our Freedoms. And they can feel so-o-o-o-o superior to anyone who thinks they might be a little--paranoid. Or just plain nutz!!

Really, Foozy-Chirps, think about it. It's just your thing!

No need to thank me.

Don Firth