I can dream, Can't I?

You wait, little man, on an empty porch,
For her to get her coat on.
Your life, little man, is bathroom floor
That girls will want to dump on.
To dump on. ____

You are fourteen going on fifteen,
Sonny, it's time to think.
Better be wary, Be canny and careful,
Sonny , you're on the brink.

You are fourteen going on fifteen,
Those girls won't wait in line.
Seniors and juniors, and even sophomores
Will beat you out all the time!.

Totally unprepared are you
To go out with a women
Timid and shy and scared are you
of doing something stupid.

You need some-one older and wiser
Telling you what to do-o
My sister's eighteen, going on nineteen!
She will take care of you!