. Bye, A'wm fur threaped.

As it stonds, Wafe and Aw 're baidin in Neawarthomptonsheer, summ godfergeeten owal seawth on Mecclesfeld. |If theaw gooz deawn M6 (an Gud a murrcy of theene seawl !)un turrns eawf at Junction 10 appen theawd fainde us.

Aw'd noan put bress on, seestow.

Thi cowal a jigger an jitty - dist ever heer loike ?

Aw twald um Aw'd feawd a whale in pole, local. Un Aw twald um Aw'd petched bugger - it wurr baout spokes seestow

Tek curr. Odmunt Bryn Pugh, i Chesheer Speaken.