"First Day of Psychiatry Class"

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," stated the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," she replied.

"And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas. "How about the opposite of woe?"

He said, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."