Oh, hi! What were you all talking about?

Darn, I always seem to get to the party a little late and I never seem to know what's going on. Did I miss anything?

I guess I could read the thread, but that takes so long. . . Couldn't someone just sum it up for me? I really have so much to do. . .food to overeat, countries to bomb, lousy beer to drink, money to count, cultures to ignore.

Sorry, gotta go! That "Who wants to be a millionaire" show is coming on.

I just want you to know that whatever you think about me I love you all, nationalities be damned.