Aah wez offered 8 legs of venison for £50 but aah thowt is wez two deer!!

Aah've just seen a man playin' 'Dancing Queen' on a didgeridoo - Aah thought "That's aboriginal"

Me mate saez he'd just got a job at a bowlin' alley - Ah says, "Tenpin" - He says, No! Permanent!"