"To Anacreon in Heaven"

a.k.a. (later) The Star Spangled Banner was also used as a Betelgeuse death anthem in The Hitchhikers's Guide To The Galaxy, though the key was was decipherable to neither earthdwellers nor beasts.

This has just got to be the perfect soundcheck tune.
Achieve a balance on that and anything else you do will be a piece of piss.