It's a fecking lie that people are leavin' the UK on account of me and me 'usband Eddie! Absolute rubbish! We are among the best that our class offers, salt of the earth, the kind of 'ard workin' people wot made this country wot it is becoz we ain't afraid to get our lit'le 'ands dirt'y! Yes, we made Great Britain wot it is...God's bleedin' kingdom on Earth!!!

If I 'ad the rotter that spread them lies about us 'ere, I would blacken both 'is eyes and set the dogs on 'im!

We 'ave purchased 2 of them vicious Rottweilers since the last "incident" with the nyebours. I am glad to say that we 'ave 'ad no more such incidents.