The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2134737
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Aug-07 - 03:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
A loaded gun and bowie knife just to take out the trash? And you call THAT living on the edge of the Wilderness??

Hell, sonny-boy, when I took out the trash last Friday I had to fight two grizzlies and a mountain lion before I could get it to the street! Fight 'em with nothin' but a used toothpick, my fingernails, and pair of twin .458 revolvers, a sawed-off ten gauge, and a machete in each hand.

Even then I barely made it back alive.

Wimp.