Well, I ain't much on this stuff... I thopught that Mars was a continent until jus' a couple years ago where I got in a heated arguemnt about Martians an' why there ain't more of them around...

Yeah, even bet the feller that Mar4s was like over there somewhere 'round Haw-why-hee...

Problem is that it ain't... Fir thjose of you who ain;t been followin' yer sciencin' it's like another planet... Woulda folled me... What they gonna think of next???

Well, nevermind... You can bet it's gonna be a douzy...

But, hey... I lives in the Shenandoah valley and the Shenendoah River runs north... Now, according to the locals 'round here, who drenk alot, that don't mean jack to jack... But I thenk that there ain't too may rivers in the northern hemosphere that run north... I thin the Nile runs north but I would place no bet on it.... Might of fact I wouldn't bet that there ain't a million rivers that run north up her in the northern hemispshere but....

...I still think that thhis situtaion ight be kinda special???

I donno...

If it ain't, please don't list 10 million rivers that run north up here in the northern hemisphere 'cause I just couldn't handle 10 million rivers...

Bobert