Well Miz Kat, I reckon yall gotcherself jes bout all tha gud advice thair iz but eevin wif my fine forth grayd edgeekashun I cant figger out most uv whut wuz sed. But iffen you got it rite about ritin then thatz all rite. Tha reel thing iz jes soze yall can tell sumbuddy whutcha meen. Sum folks never seem ta git the hang uv it. Liken that Shambles guy that Spaw uzed ta pick on. Now me, I jes cud never figger out whut it wuz he wuz agoin on bout whitch I thot wuz cawse he wuz a furriner and all but Catspaw sez he wuz reely jes a dumbfuck. Sorry fer the bad word but thetz whut Catspaw sez.

Yer Buddee

CLETUS HARDDINGER