Well, he can just take his epicene mitts off one of my favorite songs.

I have given a little thought to how to sing "Man of Constant Sorrow" when I'm not a man. Judy Collins sang "Maid of Constant Sorrow," but I think that's a little precious. Then I had an idea, and I changed it to "I've lived a life of constant sorrow."

Go ahead and sing it that way if you want. I nobly disavow all copyright.