According to the stuff I dumped this morning, I'm going to have to work harder today but my Bank Details are rising so maybe I'll get that thing I've been wanting for so long... if that 'thing' is Sean Connery and Hugh Jackman covered in chocolate and whipped cream...

I'm also concerned about the amount of people in the world that think I a) have a penis and b) would need viagra if I did have one.

I don't have a penis... not on me, anyway.

LTS